I used to get loads of forwarded e-mails back in the old days, usually ones that told me if I scrolled down and forwarded to 20 people I’d find the love of my life or some other ruburb (there’s a word!)…however these days it’s only John who sends me them (I have included a picture of John on this post for no real reason)…anyway this one made me laugh…so enjoy!

ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659 — CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY.

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus.
She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her, and She immediately moved to another seat.

This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.

The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained
to the driver and he had the man arrested.

The case came up in court.

The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.
The man replied, “Well your Honor, it was like this, …
When the lady got on the bus, I couldn’t help but notice her condition. She sat down under a sign that said,
‘The Double Mint Twins Are coming’ and I grinned.

Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, ‘ Logan’s Liniment will reduce the swelling,’and I had to smile.

Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, “William’s Big Stick Did the Trick,”
and I could hardly contain myself.

But, Your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said,

‘Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident’….   I just lost it.”