Why God hates my acoustic guitar…
April 20th, 2008 by Mark Tiddy Posted in Church, Worship Leading
Tonight I led worship at church on acoustic guitar…usually I lead on electric, infact this is only the 3rd time I’ve used acoustic, and I don’t think God likes it and here’s why
The first time I played acoustic at church the strap snapped
The second time I played acoustic at church the strap also snapped (another new strap broken!)
The third time, for no reason at all, 25 minutes into the sermon my guitar randomly falls off it’s stand.
Conclusion…divine forces are in action, thus suggesting that the Lord God Almighty actually dislikes my acoustic guitar…I shall therefore only be playing electric in churches from now on.
If anyone has an alternative meaning to my acoustic guitar issue feel free to comment, alternatively I’d be interested to experiment when using a different acoustic guitar so if someone wishes to buy me a Takemine or nice Yamaha electro-acoustic so I can find out feel free too!
April 22nd, 2008 at 8:37 pm
fink God is takin the grass roots approach to helping people get rid of the myff that you have to be gorgous lookin and have an album coming out just before a christian festival and gently strum whilst making odd noises that u dont normally make in life to be a worship leader. u just happpen to be part of the masterplan. tho i reckon he thinks your gorgous innit dat werent the point i was makin like
April 22nd, 2008 at 8:40 pm
Thanks…I think
I love your description of a worship leader (or one as we know it!)