The Very Sarcastic Mark Paraphrase! hehe

The above was provoked by me making myself laugh by posting this on a forum with regards to the topic ‘An age of understanding’

As far as I’m concerned they can do what they like with the unbiblical principal that is confirmation!

As for baptism, in the bible people did it as a sign of them just becoming Christians (see Acts), so I don’t really see that we should have the whole ‘Age of understanding’ thing, I don’t see why a child couldn’t choose to be baptised but the point is that they choose, none of this baby baptism nonsense!

Let’s follow the bible!

Communion shouldn’t be limited either in my opinion, Jesus didn’t say ‘This is my body…hang on Judas mate I really don’t think you are right with me to take this, I’ll put my hand on your head and mutter some litergy instead’