I should write a bible one day….

October 27th, 2006 by Mark Tiddy Posted in Christianity, Just For Fun

The Very Sarcastic Mark Paraphrase! hehe

The above was provoked by me making myself laugh by posting this on a forum with regards to the topic ‘An age of understanding’

As far as I’m concerned they can do what they like with the unbiblical principal that is confirmation!

As for baptism, in the bible people did it as a sign of them just becoming Christians (see Acts), so I don’t really see that we should have the whole ‘Age of understanding’ thing, I don’t see why a child couldn’t choose to be baptised but the point is that they choose, none of this baby baptism nonsense!

Let’s follow the bible! Tongue

Communion shouldn’t be limited either in my opinion, Jesus didn’t say ‘This is my body…hang on Judas mate I really don’t think you are right with me to take this, I’ll put my hand on your head and mutter some litergy instead’


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Overrated - Tongues….

October 27th, 2006 by Mark Tiddy Posted in Christianity, Church

Ok, So I was reading a post on a forum talking about how one guy had been praying for tongues* for a long time and had really wanted the gift for a long time but it seems to me that some churches (and Christians) seem to have a huge thing about this whole ’speak in tongues thing’ and I think it’s overrated or at least over-emphasised.

To start I want to say that I don’t believe this gift is useless (though at certain times I fail to see the point) I believe that like all gifts God has a purpose for them and the bible says that God only gives good gifts to his children so it’s a good thing!

The first time tongues appears properly in the bible to the best of my knowledge is Pentecost when the Holy Spirit fills the disciples and they run out speaking in tongues and all the visitors hear their own language being spoken by these guys who couldn’t possibly know how to speak that language!

So the main purpose of tongues was to enpower people to allow them to preach to people in a different language which is a pretty good idea, nice one God!

However churches & Christians seem to take this to another level, to the level where speaking in tongues isn’t just about converting others (and sometimes to the extreme where if you don’t speak in tongues you’re not a Christian). So I thought I’d look into this…

At the end of Mark there is a chunk which sounds like a very brief summary to the book which isn’t found in most the reliable manuscripts so is commonly thought to have been added later because Mark had such an abrupt ending, in this Jesus says ‘they will speak in new tongues‘, now I quote this not because I doubt that Jesus knows about tongues or wants them to know but because this particular verse doesn’t talk about the reason behind the gift, admitidly the same passage also talks about picking up deadly snakes and drinking poisen with no reason but still I think this is the verse which churches use to back-up the speaking in tongues of the average person for the second use…

The second use of tongues, which I aim to explore is that of the use of personal help, the idea that speaking in tongues allows you to pray to God with his own words, words that God gives you, and therefore it makes you’re relationship with God much better. Now Jesus tells the disciples that a helper will come to them (aka the Holy Spirit) and help them to pray etc. etc. But I wonder if Jesus means that the Holy Spirit will help them to pray by them speaking in tongues or if he just meant the Holy Spirit will move us into prayer, motivate us and get us off our arse to actually do some praying! But who knows?

Now 1 Corinthians 12 explores the different gifts of the Holy Spirit including tongues, the interpretation of tongues, healing, administration etc. And firstly relates gifts to a body and says ‘If the foot should say, “Because I am not a hand, I do not belong to the body’ etc, and then talks about spiritual gifts, many people suggest (and I agree) that this part is talking about the gifts, saying that not everyone speaks in tongues (other than the ultra-holy-tongue-speaking-holy-of-holies himself and his band of merry men). So not everyone will speak in tongues! The passage also says to desire the greater gifts, now no offence to anyone who greatly desires tongues but why? It strikes me that the gift of speaking in tongues personally is almost a selfish gift to desire (selfish being the wrong word), but all the other gifts seem to help the church or people, healing does, prophecy does, interpreting tongues does, speaking in other language does’ but speaking in tongues on your own to God or in a group where no-one is going to interpret seems like it’s just there to make you feel good about God because you have this radical thing happening which proves to you that God is real.

Yes I know that’s cynical but I fail to see why tongues is so desired, sure it’s not a bad thing to get closer to God and tongues seems to do that but at the same time it doesn’t seem to benefit the church other than helping them sound ultra-holy if after a song people can mutter weird words for a while!

So that’s all well and good but Paul says to ‘desire the greater gifts‘, he later says

I would like every one of you to speak in tongues, but I would rather have you prophesy. He who prophesies is greater than one who speaks in tongues, unless he interprets, so that the church may be edified.’

So there he hints that there is tongues that aren’t interpreted but at the same time he tells us what the greater gifts are and I’m with him on this one.

The final passage which I’m going to refer to is 1 Corinthians 14 which says several things the first ‘For anyone who speaks in a tongue[a] does not speak to men but to God’ which actually backs up the theory of tongues being a personal thing between men and God (so perhaps this entire blog is wrong but I’m exploring as a type).

Every so often you find a ultra Holy Christian who because they have the gift of tongues (St. Shaun pbuh for example (apologies if you don’t get the joke)) they must speak them all the time wherever they are, be that on the bus, at the bowling ally or on the kareoke to the tune of daydream believer, however Paul says this

Now, brothers, if I come to you and speak in tongues, what good will I be to you, unless I bring you some revelation or knowledge or prophecy or word of instruction? 7Even in the case of lifeless things that make sounds, such as the flute or harp, how will anyone know what tune is being played unless there is a distinction in the notes? 8Again, if the trumpet does not sound a clear call, who will get ready for battle? 9So it is with you. Unless you speak intelligible words with your tongue, how will anyone know what you are saying? You will just be speaking into the air.’

Paul goes on to say that anyone who speaks in tongues should pray that they would be able to interpret what they say, even Paul acknowledges that tongues, if used wrong can be completely useless and even harming to people.

If you have read this and are wondering what on earth I was on about I guess the bottom line is this, I think tongues is overrated, I think there is way to much emphasis on it and it seems to be the gift that for some unknown reason everyone wants, we have a God of almighty power, one who has empowered us through the Holy Spirit and his Son Jesus Christ to go into the world and change it, to be able to heal in the name of Jesus, to even be able to raise the dead can we stop boxing the Holy Spirit into just speaking in tongues, or even mainly speaking in tongues, there is more healing in the bible that speaking in tongues and more outcasting of demons than speaking in tongues. God has quite a lot of power, let’s stop having such small faith that we box it in and don’t desire anything other than speaking in tongues, let’s eagerly desire the greater gifts.

*Tongues is a spiritual gift from God allowing the recipiant to speak in a different language, in the bible the disciples did this and people around heard the gospel in their own language, but it can also be just to personally pray to God when you don’t know the words.


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MxPx Song

October 25th, 2006 by Mark Tiddy Posted in Christianity, Media, Music

I only realised the other day how overtly Christian the lyrics to ‘You make me me’ are from the album Before everything and after, looking them up on google it’s obvious! duh!

“You Make Me, Me”

Every night I get down on my knees and pray
I thank the Lord above for you each day
I was lost and then I found you
You make my ocean, you make my sky blue

You make me smile
You make me sing
You make me scream
You make me, everything
You make me, me

What lesson has the Lord thrown up for me?
You are the answer to that mystery
I was lost and then I found you
You make my ocean, you make my sky blue

You make me smile
You make me sing
You make me scream
You make me, everything
You make me laugh
You make me cry
You make me live
You make me die
You make me, me

Height won’t separate us from this love
Depth can’t separate us from this love
Can’t separate from this love…

You make me smile
You make me sing
You make me scream
You make me, everything
You make me laugh
You make me cry
You make me live
You make me die

These days so few seem to have faith
In the son of man and in his grace
I feel your breathe upon my face
As you replace, my broken wings

You make me sing
You make me scream
You make me, everything
You make me, me


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It’s halloween…

October 20th, 2006 by Mark Tiddy Posted in Just For Fun

Caption: “Halloween approaches again, people get their costumes ready”

And with that very distasteful title and caption I enter into the debate! In the last few weeks the issue of Muslims covering their faces seems to be everywhere, Jack Straw started it, a teacher got fired for refusing to remove one, the sun claims they snuck someone through an airport who wasn’t asked to remove the mask to check passport photos and various others have joined in to comment and I guess it’s my turn!

Firstly I don’t pretend to know much about them, I don’t know how religiously important it is, I do however know that not all muslims where them and have heard that it is not the women’s responsibility to stop a man lusting but the mans, however I have heard the opposite and I guess that it various on the type of Islam much like alcohol or baptism within denominations of Christianity!

However my title of this blog does perhaps reflect my view, I am on the ‘get rid of them’ approach, I think that when Tony Blair commented that they separate them from being part of a community I agree, they have a very unapproachable look about them and let’s face it, it makes someone look like they’re about to go rob a bank. We live in a society where shopping malls have banned caps from being worn (probably because they’re mostly worn by chavs!) but this raises an interesting point, if it’s so they can see faces on CCTV then surely muslims should be made to take them off?

To be perfectly honest I don’t think I have much to add, I think though if they want to be part of society they should probably remove them! Anyway more serious blogs soon…


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The Teenage Years…gone!

October 19th, 2006 by Mark Tiddy Posted in Just For Fun

So as of yesterday I am no longer a hormone-filled, confused, no-hope-in-the-world teenager, not only have I now left childhood but I’ve also left the teens and have entered the world that is ‘The 20’s’… So how does it feel?

Not very different, just older! I think saying you’re 20 something still sounds quite young but I guess it still feels older, not literally, just when you say it! Yesterday was quite fun though, I spent the day at uni in London but then came home and went out in the evening bowling/pool with Mike, Shane & Gavin which was really fun, especially as I wasn’t going to be doing anything, so I had a way better birthday than expected.

This week though as a whole has been so odd, I get a week off next week and I really can’t wait, I think I need a break and I can catch up with friends too! Yay!

Plus I promise next week some serious bloggage for you all to read, expect thoughts! *shock**horror*


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Life Update

October 8th, 2006 by Mark Tiddy Posted in Just For Fun

Seeing as I’m getting no blogging inspiration anywhere, just annoyance at certain large church news video telling us to ‘Give without common sense’ which is ridiculous and un-biblical here’s a life update!

This last week has been busy but good, Doodles went pretty well on Monday, we were discussing sex and relationships and it went well, although Doodles is a small group I can sense God moving in it and it’s really encouraging.

This upcoming week is gonna be mad though, 1 piece of work due, a talk to write and I know I wont get a day off until a week tomorrow, however I’m looking forward to speaking at ‘The Point’ on Saturday and I have faith that when I come down to planning the talk properly tomorrow God will be the inspiration behind it! Sunday I will get to go to a gig which should be good, me & Sarah are going to see INME, who I haven’t listened to much of but what I have has grown on me, anyway any live music is fun!

Another update and maybe my promised thoughts on worship coming soon!


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Be Blessed…

October 4th, 2006 by Mark Tiddy Posted in Just For Fun

…with the holy water of the muslims

Click The Above Text!


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